Apparently...my ass is cute...

So today I was working my office hours in SGA and doing my homework. Diligent little Chinese boy...slave at the computer...

Then my friends showed up...one after another...until five people were crammed into this 10 by 20 foot room gibberishly getting my attention. I couldn't understand what they were saying...someone went into a headlock, a bio needs to be written...I get poked. After much deliberation and and asking them to leave...they decide to write on the white board: "Tommy's ass is cute" "Tommy is pushy. Give him a hug!" "Check out Tommy's ass!" I really didn't care...no body ever comes to the office when I'm around...besides them of course...

"Hey man! We're here to move shit outta the office!" says some guy as he enters the office...that is not verbatim. I had no idea if this guy (Guy 1) was joking with me or what, but he had three other guys following him and I didn't want my ass getting handed over to me. "Tommy's ass is cute?" he reads off the white board. "Tommy is pushy. Give him a hug?"

"Uh..."

Guy 2 looks from the white board back to me and goes, "Hey! You're Tommy!"

No shit Sherlock...well...Guy 2 actually knows me...I don't even remember his name. Didn't bother to ask and my ass was more interesting to talk about. And it's not even that great...it's basically an inside joke when I tried climbing through this hole located three feet off the ground in a stone block...and my ass was the focal point of a dozen photos. And it's on Facebook...